Rick's Blog Posts
New Cereal Mascot: King Vitamin
Came across this in supermarket tonight. Very disappointing. Back when I was your age, we had proper cereal mascots. And they taught us about exclusion (Lucky the Leprechaun, Trix Rabbit, Flinstones, Sonny the Cuckoo Bird). King Vitamin looks WAY to happy and inclusive to me.
- bad cereal mascot
- boring mascot
- ceareal mascot
- cereal mascot exclusion
- cereal mascots stealing
- cerel mascot
- General
- get a new mascot
- king vitamin
- king vitamin cereal
- king viteman
- king vitemin
- learning about exclusion
- mascot club
- mascot names
- product with bad mascot
- seereel mascot
- seerial mascot
- seeriel mascot
- serael mascot
- sereal mascot
- seriel mascot
Fancy Salad and Salad Joke
This is easily the fanciest salad I've ever made myself. 10 for taste. 4 for looks.
Did I ever tell you why the lettuce blushed?
He saw the salad dressing...
- cheese salad
- cook for self
- cooked salad
- cooking for self
- cooking salad
- corny joke
- e i outdid myself
- e joke about salad
- fast salady easy salad
- food and a joke
- food juoke
- food like
- food on table
- General
- going for gold
- going for it
- healthy joke
- healthy living jok
- how to cook jok
- how to treat self good with food
- making for self
- outdoing my self
- pampering self
- pampering yourself with food
- pic of salad
- prepared salad
- salad joke
- salad on table
- salad with cheese
- saw the salad dressing
- self cooking
- stupid food joke
- stupid joke
- taking pictures of own food
- treating yoruself good with food
- white cheese salad
- why did the lettuce blush
- working hard on self
My Friend Craig
This is a photo of my friend Craig. Taken at Gary Darwin's Magic Club at Boomers.
- baby guy
- baby man
- babyguy
- babyman
- carrying around doll
- craig magician
- curly hair guy
- funny face
- funny guy
- funny hair
- funny look alike
- funny lookalike
- funny pic
- funny pose
- funny spoon
- funnyguy
- funnyman
- guy and doll
- guy looks like incredibles
- guy smiling with doll
- guy who looks like doll
- guy who looks like toy
- guy with doll
- guy with spoon
- Las Vegas Life
- my friend craig
- my friend name
- put down doll
- silly costume
- silly lookalike
- sppon and doll
- toy guy
- toy man
Funniest Bench in the History of the World
The #1 FUNNIEST BENCH in the WORLD. Came across this in Bucktown, Chicago. The best, best, best part is that the slogan is, Because when you do one thing, you do it right.
- bench advertising
- bench by bridge
- bench pic
- bucktown chicago bench
- drink on bench
- funny bench
- funny in chicago
- funny picture of funny bench
- funny self contradiction
- humor on bench
- humorous self contradiction
- hypocrisy sign
- inconsistent bench
- inconsistent sign
- ironic hypocrisy
- ironic sign
- irony bench
- irony in street
- just decks
- just decks bench
- self betraying
- self betraying bench
- self contradiction
- self-contradictory
- selfcontradiction
- sign betrays itself
- this bench is inconsistent
- we only do decks
- Writing
Celebrity At The Mirage Poker Tables...almost...


Last night I played poker across from former Enron CEO Kenneth Lay. The thing is, Lay has been dead for a few years now.... I guess what I'm trying to say is that the guy across the table from me last night looked just like Ken Lay. (First pick is of player, second is of Lay).
- bad look alike
- casino look alike
- celebrity at poker table
- celebrity look alike
- cell phone picture
- covert cell phone picture
- disgraced enron ceo
- does he look like him
- enron ceo poker
- enron in las veags
- famous look alinke
- famous old man
- famous old men
- famous person at mirage poker table
- famous person in casino
- famous pierson at mirage
- ken lay
- kenneth lay
- kenneth lay look alike
- Las Vegas Life
- las vegas look alike
- las vegas look alike poker table
- look like famous
- old man at poker table
- old man look alike
- old men look famous
- taking secret cell phone picture
- there's a famous person
Matt Goss at Palms: A Cool, Sexy Lounge Show...That I'd Still Feel Comfortable Bringing My Parents To
On Saturday night I saw my roommate Ally’s friend Tala perform in Matt Goss’s new lounge show at the Palms. (She's one of the "Dirty Virgin" dancers.) Coolest lounge show I’ve ever seen—easily. But not so cool that I’d feel uncomfortable bringing my parents; this is a show for everyone.
Special kudos to whoever did Goss’s musical arraignments. The two guitarists, bassist, keyboardist, 3 horns (sax, trumpet/flugelhorn, trombone) and two female backup singers filled up the sound at virtually every moment of Goss’s hour-long set (but not obtrusively. In the Dave Matthewsian way that makes you feel like you got your money’s worth.( Oh, except for the one break during which Goss sang a slow song at the piano. (I saw the show with four of my roommate’s female friends and oh how they loved this part….)
- british singer at palms
- dirtie virgins
- dirtie virginz
- dirty dancers
- dirty virgin dancers
- dirty virgins
- Entertainment
- gossy at palms
- gossy showroom
- las vegas lounge shows
- lounge at palms
- lounge singer at palms
- mat goss palms
- matt at palms
- matt gos
- matt goss
- matt goss at palms
- matt goss at palms casino
- matt goss dirty virgins
- matt goss review
- matt gossie
- matt gossy
- matt gost
- musical araingements
- musical araingments
- palms dirty virgins
- palms lounge
- palsm casino showroom
- review of matt goss's show
- shows to take parents to
- tala in matt goss show
- three horns
- traditional lounge music
- virgin dancers
I Got EVICTED From Town Square, Las Vegas. It's a Wonderful Place to Shop, but Rough Place to Live...
Okay, I wasn't REALLY evicted from Town Square...but I did get my first cover story in Las Vegas Weekly. I'm really proud of this, 1) cause I think the piece came out well (thanks to all who helped, by the way! lots and lots of you on this one...), and 2) cause Las Vegas Weekly is such an awesome publication. Its the only magazine that I read nearly front to back/look forward to reading every week. (And I was reading it several months before I started writing for it.) So, yeah, it feels cool to be part of something bigger than yourself that you're really proud of. (Hmmm....I think the last time I got this feeling was in Negotiations class, when we had this team assignment, and my team really, really kicked ass....the Prof was almost embarrassed for the other team... Okay, you can read the story by clicking HERE!
- directions to town square
- first person essay
- funny essay
- funny eviction
- funny stunt journalists
- getting evicted
- guy in boxer shorts
- immersion journalism
- immersion writing
- las vegas literary
- las vegas author
- Las Vegas Life
- las vegas media
- las vegas weekly cover
- las vegas weekly design
- las vegas weekly writer
- las vegas writign
- literary in las vegas
- living in the mall
- local story
- movin on up
- moving into crazy place
- moving into good town
- participatory essay
- participatory journalism
- participatory writing
- prank essay
- prank writing
- richard lax
- rick lax
- rick lax writer
- ricky lax
- ricky lax writer
- sham essay
- shopping in las vegas
- strange place to call home
- strange place to live
- stunt essay
- stunt journalism
- stunt writing
- t shirt and boxer shorts
- t shirt and underpants
- town square
- town square las vegas
- town square on las vegas blvd
- town square writer
- townsquare mall
- working odd shifts
- writing first person stories
- zoning restrictions for residences
- zoning restrictions las vegas
Dan Brown's LOST SYMBOL is FINALLY here...
Anybody else going to pick it up today? I'm very, very excited to read it. Big Angels & Demons fan. Hmmm....let's see if I can read and review it in one week. I will try my best, but keep in mind, it's a 500-pager.
Okay...here I go...turning to page 1!
- da vinci code guy new book
- dan brown new book
- davinci code guy new book
- davinci colde guy new book freemason book review
- devinchee code guy new book
- don brown new book
- first review of dan brown
- first review of dan brown's new book
- first review of lost symbol
- freemasons in new dan brown book
- how is dan browns new book
- lost symbol davinci code
- lost symbol devinci code
- lost symbol freemason
- lost symbol review
- lost symbol reviewer
- new book by da vinci guy
- new book by devinchi code guy
- review of dan browns new book
- review of lost symbol
- Writing
MCA First Friday; Chicago's Museum of Contemporary Art 6-10PM Celebration, With Bean Bags; Chicago Trip Part 3


Couple quick notes on the pics. Pic 2) This was not a camera effect; this is how the digital picture came out. The point is, Elliott is Neo.
Pic 3) Right after we took this, a guard told us "No pictures in the exhibit." Yeah, then why did the artist make such a photogenic piece of art--huh?
- bean bag pose
- bean bag toss
- bean bag toss on grass
- black high heels on grass
- black high heels on sidewalk
- dodge ball
- dodging attack
- dodging ball
- Entertainment
- fake matric effect
- first friday
- first friday across country
- first friday chicago
- first friday mca
- four people
- funky heels
- funky high heels
- genuine happiness
- genuine happy
- genuine smiles
- getting away
- high heels on grass
- high heels on sidewalk
- matrix pic
- mca
- mca chicago
- mca grass
- mca in chicago
- mca pics
- museum of contemporary art
- no pictures
- no taking pictures
- photos of art
- pic of four people two boys and two girls
- pitching bean bag
- posed four people
- posed picture
- posing for picture
- sexy heels grass
- sexy heels sidewalk
- smiling art
- smiling in art
- sneaky camera
- taking pictures in gallery
- too by too
- tossing ball
- two by two
- two men and women
- two of each
- wind up
- winding up to throw
- winds up for pitch
Chicago Trip Part Two: Magic with Prof. Glen Weissenberger


These pics were all taken in Prof. Weissenberger's basement. The first is of his psychic bird Henry. Thanks to Julie for the photos!
- auto animatronics
- autoanamatronic bird
- autoanamatronic parrot
- autoanimatronics
- automated bird
- automated parrot
- bird prop
- dean glen weissenberger
- fake talking bird
- glen weissenberger
- how do i learn magic
- learning magic
- Magic
- magic bird
- magic layer
- magic prediction watch
- magic shop
- magic singing bird
- magic studio
- magic talking bird
- magic warehouse
- magic watch
- magical prediction watch
- magical warehouse
- mentalism
- prediction watch
- talking parrot
- warehouse of illusion
- warehouse of tricks
- watch that predicts






















