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Three Card Monte: The Game Lives on the Las Vegas Strip

My mom and I made it to Las Vegas. Finally. Five nights and six days. Yes, we took our time and did a few detours (some accidental, some not), but we got here. Had some drama in Flagstaff, Arizona, where I almost drove over a PERSON who was LYING IN THE ROAD. Close, close call. My heart is still racing.
More drama yesterday when I saw a real 3 card monte game. (Actually, it was a shell and pea game, but nobody calls it this). This is an illegal con game, and it was taking place right there on the strip. Eventually, I figured out who the lookouts and shills were. So I started talking with one of the shills, telling him that I was a magician writing a book on deception and wanted to ask him some questions, that I wasn’t with law enforcement, and he ignored me, and then told me to mind my own business, but then, after a bit polite persistence, he opened up to me. He used to be in construction in Michigan. But after the economy turned, he moved to Vegas and found himself conning people on the strip.
Somebody gave a signal that the cops were coming, and the game broke up real fast.
I know, it all sounds cliché to be believed.
My First Ever On-The-Road Economic Report: Vegas Edition

I’m on the road to Las Vegas, driving with my mom. We’ve gone about 700 miles so far, and I’m ready to offer you my on-the-road economic report. A lot of you are probably worried about the state of the nation’s economy right now, which makes sense, but I don’t want any of you worrying about any the following industries:
-The Adult Superstore Industry
-The Firework Industry
-The Boring Cornfield Industry
-The Cracker Barrel Restaurant Industry
-The Friendly But Inept Waitress Industry
-The Surprisingly Clean Gasstation Bathroom Industry
Consider David Foster Wallace
About a week ago I picked up a book in the discount section of my local Barnes & Noble called Consider The Lobster. I’d seen it in the bookstore before, and I really liked the title. Usually I don’t like it when people tell me to do things, but “consider the lobster,” is such an odd imperative that I made an exception.
I read the first essay, which was about 50 pages and had more footnotes than any case I’d read in law school, and I loved it. So I went online and Googled the name of the book’s author, David Foster Wallace, and I learned that he had hung himself the previous day. A dark coincidence and nothing more, I know, but still it makes you think…
Anyway, it’ll be a long time before I pick up a book from the discount section again.
Yeah, this guy was damn talented, and his death sucks for the rest of us.
Read "Good Old Neon" in his
Read "Good Old Neon" in his short story collection 'Oblivion.' It's brilliant, and eerie in light of his sad end.
Just passing through. Found
Just passing through. Found you on GOB and just thought I would give you a read.
Counselors, Should I
Counselors,
Should I do the stories before the rest of the nonfiction? Is Wallace best-known for that?
Thanks...but what's GOB?
I think he may be
I think he may be "best-known" for his fiction simply because 'Infinite Jest' was so immense--*literally* with something like 1,076 pages, over 100 of which are footnotes (some of which go on for pages of themselves), and also *literarily* as as a genre-buster with huge influence. It's such a crazy and upsetting book, but so awesome :) (i'd insist that you to read it before you die but you don't like being told what to do...)
I think his fiction and nonfiction spotlight each other--In his fiction he writes the most absurd things, a kind of fantastical realism that carves out something very weird but very true. I've not read as much of his non-fiction but am impressed that he can unleash the same analytical prowess and lucidity separate from the outrageous quality of his fiction. I wish my writing was that adaptable. I am very envious of his vocabulary and obsessive imagination...
I'll stop enthusing before you wish to be euthanized, but if you're interested in DFW, check out http://www.thehowlingfantods.com/dfw or the memorial threads on mcsweeneys: http://www.mcsweeneys.net/dfw/memories.html .
Thanks, Counselor Sharon.
Thanks, Counselor Sharon. 100 pages of footnotes sounds GREAT. But not sure if I can do a 1000-page book at this point in my life... But yes, I will try to get to it before death.
Yeah, it's always cool to read fiction and nonfiction by the same person. I'm envious of his vocab too.
Working It Into Casual Conversation

Not sure if any of you caught it, but the Tally Hall boys were on Craig Ferguson last night promoting their new Internet TV show, which you can find on TallyHall.com.
I’m trying to imagine what I would do if I were going to be on network TV one night, how I’d subtly work it into conversations…
BARISTA: What can I get you?
ME: Grande coffee.
BARISTA: Room for cream?
ME: I’m on TV!
Something like that. I haven’t done any TV spots for Lawyer Boy, but I have done three radio interviews so far. One of them STARTED off like this:
DJ: I’m here with Rick Lax. Rick, I hear from a lot of people that you’re a total stitch. Everybody says you’re such a funny guy. Is that true?
ME: Wha? Uh, yeah. I think so.
Wasn’t pretty. But what was I supposed to say?
Counselor Ryan's Legal Dilemma

Hello gang. Today we have another guest blog entry from Counselor Ryan. Looks like he’s looking for some legal advice. I told him that this blog is not an official forum for legal advice and that he should not directly rely on anything that people say in the reply section. (I encourage all lawyer/law students replying to this post to uses similar disclaimers.)
SO…that said…here is Counselor Ryan’s legal dilemma:
Tuesday night I awoke to a loud crash that seemed to come from my roof. I looked outside and saw a gigantic tree branch laying between my house and my car which was parked in the driveway. I assumed that the branch had hit my roof and went back to sleep. The next morning, I went to drive to work and found that my car was, in fact, destroyed. The branch had landed squarely on the roof of my car and smashed it to bits, several of which were now on the ground.
I talked to the owner of my neighbor's house whose property the tree was on. I told him that the tree had clearly been in need of a trim, as the branch was completely dead. He told me to check with my auto insurance to see if it was covered. I did, and since I had recently taken off the comprehensive coverage, it wasn't.
I got an estimate for the damage. Conservative estimate: $6,000-7,000. Two of the repair shops said that if insurance was to cover it, they would probably total it.
The landlord's home-owner's insurance claims that because of Michigan's no-fault laws, they only cover up to $500. I'm pretty sure that he is liable for the damages caused to my car, but don't think it would be worth the cost to take him to court. What would be the best way to handle this while actually coming out with the money I need to fix my car?


Ok, two pronged advice, none
Ok, two pronged advice, none of which is legal advice.
#1 Negotiation and verification. Ask the insurance agent to provide you with a copy of the statute. Ask him to show you where in the law it says "If the damaged car only has collision insurance the home owner's insurance is off the hook." They might be lying. And if they're telling the truth, then it's all on the homeowner (who will probably feel stupid for buying insufficient coverage.)
Get a written statement from a repair shop as to the cost of repair and their opinion that it should be totaled. Find the replacement value of your car. Talk to the home owner about the situation. Point out that since his insurance won't cover it, he will need to.
#2 Small claims - lower recovery amounts, lower fees, more informal setting.
Also, having the ability to go to small claims court can be a good negotiating tactic. If he won't settle with you, then you tell him that you'll have to take him to small claims court. Check with your jurisdiction to see the rules of small claims.
If you sue the guy directly, and win, it doesn't matter if his insurance will pay. Either they will, or he will. Just because his insurance won't pay doesn't mean the homeowner isn't on the hook.
The insurance company claims
The insurance company claims that there is an exclusion for items like cars (as well as motorcycles, rv's, etc.) that usually carry their own insurance. Think of it like this: your garage burns down with your car inside, and the homeowners' insurance only covers the garage. Maybe an industry-wide understanding that keeps costs competitive across the board?
Either way, I would have to have comprehensive auto insurance to get this damage covered in this situation which I don't.
At least, that's what the insurance company says...has anybody got any experience in this area?
That lets the insurance
That lets the insurance company off the hook (assuming they are both honest and correct in their interpretation.) So that sucks.
But what does the existence of lack of existence of coverage have to do with liability?
Think about it this way. You drive a car with minimal insurance, the driver of another car has minimal insurance, you crash. He's permanently disabled. Your limits only go up to $30K. Do you think the other guy only gets 30K? Or do you think he gets 30K from the insurance company, and sues you for your own assets?
I'm assuming the owner of
I'm assuming the owner of the house is liable, but is that actually true? I don't have enough knowledge of the law to call him and begin negotiations with the assumption that he is...
My advice is to contact an
My advice is to contact an attorney and stop asking what to do. A competent attorney near where your car was damaged will be able to assess this case in minutes and tell you what can be done, what it will take to do it, and where you stand - all before asking you for a penny.
I was hoping a competent
I was hoping a competent attorney in my area would read this and offer to do just that...get more readers, Lax!
I used to sell insurance for
I used to sell insurance for 12 years. Your going to have to take him to a small claims court in order to render the damages for your car. The insurance co's all have that cap of about $500.00. The homeowner may be liable but his policy will only cover so much.
MAGIC SHOW with the HEAD DEAN of DEPAUL LAW...TOMORROW!

Tomorrow I’ll be performing a magic show with the head dean of my law school. How crazy is that?
If you haven’t been to a Lawyer Boy book reading yet, and if you’re not busy at 5:30, you should drop by. I assure you that a fun time will be had by all. The Lawyer Boy discussion will go on for 20-25 minutes, then the dean and I will probably each do two or three tricks.
Wed, Aug 27th at 5:30
Barnes & Noble on State and Jackson.
Hope to see you there!
http://muskie.outdoorsfirst.c
Times Square Character Artists' Pricing System Query
When I was in New York last week, I was walking around Times Square with this girl, and we wanted to get our characters drawn. The prices were all standard, here’s what they were:
Individual: $5
Couples: $15
It’s nonsense, of course. A $5 surcharge for putting a second person in the same image? Seems like it should be less than $10 for a couple—I mean, the artist saves two cents on paper, and the actual faces are smaller/less detailed because there are two on one sheet.
Maybe the thought is that if two people can afford to be together, they clearly have money to burn? Or guys are less likely to be stingy/question prices when they're with a date?
We need pictures Lax. Surely
We need pictures Lax. Surely you could've snapped a for-instance...
Bar Exam Part Two: Procedural Annoyances
I took the bar at Northwestern University’s Business school, which is in downtown Chicago. The building looked nice enough from the outside, but the actually classroom in which I took the bar was a mess. To paraphrase an obscure Monty Python sketch, The trouble with the classroom was that it lacked everything. Everything you’d want in a classroom, at least.
I was inches away from the test takers on either side of me. I bumped into them both several times during the course of the exam. The guy to my left (who was VERY, VERY serious [i.e., no casual chitchat, even during lunch break/after the exam]) was left-handed—I’m a righty—so our elbows collided about once every ten minutes.
The air conditioning was either not working, not turned on, or so ineffective that it seemed like there was no air conditioning. And there was no bathroom on the floor. So if you had to go during the exam—which I did—you had to go out two sets of doors, up a flight of stairs, down a long hallway, and around a corridor.
And the administration of the exam was FILLED with little annoyances, the main one being a twenty-minute long monologue of testing procedures that was repeated to us before each of the five exam sections, verbatim. And then the pens. We weren’t allowed to use our own pens on the bar; had to use those of the Illinois Bar Association. Least fluid pens ever. Had to push down REALLY hard on them. Middle finger was bright red after my 6th hour or writing.
And the exam. Was it hard? Of course it was hard. How do I think I did? Of course I think I failed. But everybody thinks this, and most are wrong. So we shall see.
Sorry to hear that your room
Sorry to hear that your room was so horrible. I took it at the Wyndham, in a room with somewhere between 40-50 people. Space was OK...I'm lefty, the guy to my left was righty, and we only bumped elbows once. Those instructions were horrible...I'm still hearing about "sunglasses, cell phones, hats (except religious apparel)" in my head. The pens were godawful...I hate ballpoints to begin with (gotta be rollerballs for me). My wrist and arm were on fire by the end of Day 1. Overall, my take is: Day 1 morning good, Day 1 afternoon tough. Day 2 morning a total b***h, Day 2 afternoon OK. Same thing happened when I took the Washington State bar 10 years ago...walked out of Day 1 happy, but walked out of Day 2 convinced I had failed. I passed, so one never knows. Best of luck, I hope we both get good news in October!
I was wondering if you could
I was wondering if you could post your comments about the subject matter of the MEE, MPT and Illinois essay questions. Questions you liked, disliked, did not expect. Just would like to see another person's input.
As far as NU biz school, luckily the person next to me did not show up (I'm left handed) which was a HUGE plus. Three hours is a good amount of sleep, I got absolutely no sleep before the MEE and MPT. Thank god I went to bed early for the MBE. Best of luck!
Best,
Eric
Sounds like we're in a
Sounds like we're in a similar place in a lot of ways, Counselor SJB. Good luck to both of us.
Hi Counselor Eric, I have
Hi Counselor Eric,
I have LOTS to say about the subject matter of the MEE and MPT tests. The thing is, I'm really terrified to write about those questions because I know they collect them at the end of the tests...suggesting they dont' want them getting out...and I don't want to do anything that might piss the Illinois Bar off. Don't want to chance it. So, yeah, I think I'll be staying away from the content of the exam. Sorry, sir.
Thanks for the reply. Makes
Thanks for the reply. Makes sense. Sorry, I am not used to blogs. Would not want to put you in a position jeopardizing your admission to the bar. Take care.
Best,
Eric
sc bar fun...instead of
sc bar fun...instead of being uncomfortably warm, our room (more of a warehouse) was ridiculously cold to the point that i had to wear a jacket. i most certainly feel your pain on the writing instruments; i wanted to chew my arm off after the first essay section. we unfortunately had 2 days of state essays plus the mbe, which only made my hand hurt that much more and also made me wish that i hadn't used softest at depaul. such is life. in other news i'd read lawyer boy thursday of last week and loved it. it was nice to see the way you handled the characters. in telling my mother to read it, i'm also glad you could fully describe a) a certain legal writing professor and b) sleep difficulties. she said she always listened to me when i spoke about those problems, but now she realizes that i wasn't just exaggerating or whining (not that law students would ever do such a thing). anyways, good luck on the pending bar results, let me know when the next book is due.
Illinois Bar Exam: The Insane Baby Problem
The Illinois Bar exam is in exactly one week. I don’t feel like I’m prepared—let alone feeling like I’m close to prepared—but I’m told that this is normal.
The subjects are all merging together; I can’t remember which subject I was studying yesterday morning. I think it was Conflict of Laws, but it could have been Family Law. Either way, I remember learning about what to do in the case of an “insane baby.” Mind you, I don’t remember WHAT you do when you have an “insane baby,” I just remember learning that this is an actual legal predicament.
Another predicament, I suppose, is determining that your baby is insane. With older people, it’s obvious. If they say, “The banana patch monster ate my manure sandwich tomorrow,” well, that would be a give away. But with babies, it’s not so obvious. Most of the things that mark as an adult as insane are normal for babies.
The point is, if an “insane baby” question comes up on the bar exam next week, I’m screwed.
You should be more sensitive
You should be more sensitive to people with friends or relatives who suffer from mental illness. Contrary to what you write, those diseases are not always "obvious" in adults nor do they manifest themselves in the silly kind of statement you made up. It is medically impossible to diagnose a baby as psychotic or "insane," the latter of which is not a recognized medical diagnosis, but rather a layman's colloquialism usually used to describe any behavior with which the speaker disagrees or finds strange.
Apparently humor, like
Apparently humor, like mental illness in adults is not "obvious". Insanity is not a medical diagnosis, it's an archaic term of art used in law. I'm sure that most people realize that Insanity is a colloquialism. Law's funny that way. I mean, we're probably the only people left who call seventeen year olds infants. Pediatricians would have a field day with that.
Think insanity is funny, eh
Think insanity is funny, eh Pirates? We'll see how funny it is when I go insane on you.
The banana patch monster ate my manure sandwich tomorrow...the same day that your face ate my fist.
In response to "You should
In response to "You should be more sensitive."
Don't be so sensitive! You are what's wrong with the world today. There is someone like you who has a problem with everything and if you types had it your way, no one would be able to crack a joke.

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Your list should keep going
Your list should keep going as you travel. Just wait til you hit the desert, you'll wish you could get another look at the economy.