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The following is a real conversation I just had with my British roommate:

Her: Can I have a muffin?

Me: I don’t have any muffins.

Her: You bought them yesterday. I was right there.

Me: At the supermarket? No I didn’t.

Her: They’re right here.

(She pulls a bag of English muffins from the refrigerator.)

Me: Oh, you mean English muffins.

Her: Yeah, muffins.

Submitted by ricklax on Wed, 10/29/2008 - 19:39



Best blog entry ever

Submitted by Joe (not verified) on Thu, 10/30/2008 - 04:05.

Best blog entry ever

Muffins in England are

Submitted by ana maria rydell (not verified) on Thu, 10/30/2008 - 16:07.

Muffins in England are cookies in the states. Are you sure she's British?

Why do you keep your English

Submitted by Anonymous (not verified) on Fri, 10/31/2008 - 05:53.

Why do you keep your English muffins in the refrigerator?

Muffins in England are

Submitted by sharon (not verified) on Fri, 10/31/2008 - 12:58.

Muffins in England are english muffins, hence the name. Biscuits in England are cookies!

I really wish the English

Submitted by Steve Pirates (not verified) on Fri, 10/31/2008 - 17:24.

I really wish the English would learn to speak English better.

 I keep em in the fridge

Submitted by ricklax on Fri, 10/31/2008 - 20:03.

 I keep em in the fridge cause that's how they do it at the supermarket.


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