I met this girl yesterday and 5 minutes of our 15 minute conversation was consumed by zombies. Meaning we talked about zombies; they didn't eat us.

So I entered her in my phone as "Rebecca Zombie." Part of me hopes that she and I don't talk for like 10 years, I totally forget about her and our conversation, and then she calls when I'm 37 and my phone says REBECCA ZOMBIE and I have no idea what to make of it.