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Carrot Top and Gallagher, Reunited

 

Last month I reunited Carrot Top and Gallagher.

Find out whether I'm joking or being serious here.





oOo. My prop comedy act was

oOo. My prop comedy act was inspired by Adam Sandler, but I love Gallagher. Carrot Top not as much but alright.
So did Gallagher marry his old manager's wife?

 Wait...did Sandler ever do

 Wait...did Sandler ever do props??

SNL skit I think, using a

SNL skit I think, using a newspaper for homemade Halloween costumes

Ah yes, the Halloween

Ah yes, the Halloween Costume skit...I seem to remember a man with celery for his arm...but it might have been newspaper...



Prop Comedy Story, The Early Stages

 

I'm working on a story about Prop Comedy for Las Vegas Weekly. Interviewed Carrot Top yesterday and going to chat with Gallagher today. Carrot Top was great, by the way. I got the sense that he really liked talking about comedy and about his act, which was refreshing. Odd: my two favorite jokes in the show weren't prop bits. Here's one of them: "My 96-year-old grandmother was here at the show last month. We bring her here twice a year. Okay, actually just once a year, but we tell her twice a year."





Are you going to use my bit

Are you going to use my bit from the olden days that I never got to perform?
Tell the audience "Ok, I'm going to do a little prop comedy for you guys now. Does anybody have a glass of water?" Accept someone's glass of water and drink it, then say "Ok, does anybody have any props?"
The only problem would be if and when you got incredibly popular because of this bit, you'd have to use it so often that you'd eventually get herpes.



Las Vegas Celebrities

<!--StartFragment-->Here’s a photolist of all the celebrities I’ve seen or met since moving to Las Vegas 6 months ago: 

 

 





I love the Amazing Jonathan.

I love the Amazing Jonathan. Tell me he's a good guy.

I met John twice.  First in

I met John twice.  First in a bookstore a couple blocks from my parents house in Michigan.  This time it was at the Planet Hollywood Miracle Mile shops.  About 4 or 5 months ago.  I was with a date and we crossed paths with him and I said, "Hey John," and he said, "Hey," and neither of us stopped, and my date was left wondering whether we actually knew each other. 

 

Is there a story behind Hank

Is there a story behind Hank Azaria?

There is, and it takes place

There is, and it takes place at the Mirage poker room:

Me: Big fan.

Hank: Thanks, man.

 

 

Wow, Carrot Top is one scary

Wow, Carrot Top is one scary looking dude these days. I was never a fan; did he always wear makeup? And for the love of god, man, lay off the steroids.

Hmmm...I don't know if he

Hmmm...I don't know if he always wore makeup...but there's another celebrity on my photo list that always has...you know who?

 

No, which one?

No, which one?

 Fieger, the trial lawyer.

 Fieger, the trial lawyer.  Kinda infamous for always wearing stage makeup.  Also for winning cases. 



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