Percent of Las Vegans who say, “Well, you came to the right place!” when I tell them that I moved to Las Vegas to write a book on deception: 100.

Percent of Las Vegans who moved to the city “to get away from some things” or “because [they] needed a change”: 100.

Number one Las Vegas living tip I receive from people in clubs: “Stay away from the casino.”

Number one Las Vegas living tip I receive from people in the casinos: “Stay away from the clubs.”