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Lawyer Boy Publicity: A Personal Approach

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LAWYER BOY doesn’t come out until Tuesday, but my local Barnes & Noble was selling the book today. They had four copies of the book on the “Hardcover New Releases” table, and one of them was propped up on a bookstand.

I went to that Barnes & Noble to study for the bar exam—22 more days (!)—but ended up spending my time hovering nearby my book, waiting for somebody to pick it up. Trouble was, this bookstore is in Chicago’s business district, and nobody really goes there on weekends.

But FINALLY, some guy carrying two or three other books picked up LAWYER BOY and flipped though it for five whole minutes. He read the jacket description. Read the blurbs. Read a random page. But then he put it back on the bookstand.

“Didn’t make the cut?” I said.

“Excuse me?” he replied.

“You flipped through the book for like five minutes. And it looked like you were into it. You only flipped through that other book you’re holding for like sixty seconds. What the hell?”

“Do we know each other?”

The guy’s name, I learned, was Sam. Sam was in town for a summer clerkship at BigLaw…and I’m pleased to report he ended up buying a copy of Lawyer Boy. And no I don’t feel weird about talking somebody into buying my book; I’m panning to persuade people for a living, after all.





Hello! I just randomly found

Hello! I just randomly found your book at Barnes & Noble in Chicago (probably the same one you mentioned) and read the first few pages - it's hilarious! I plan to read the whole thing. Congrats on your book!

 Thanks, Counselor Leigh.

 Thanks, Counselor Leigh.  If you do read the whole thing, be sure to let me know what you think. 

Congrats on your first sale!

Congrats on your first sale! Sounds like you REALLY earned it.

Forget studying for the bar, just hang out in book stores all day convincing people to buy Lawyer Boy!

Saw your book at the Barnes

Saw your book at the Barnes & Noble in the Viagra Triangle in Chicago three days ago. It was definitely the most eye-catching book on the table. If I saw any books with more interesting covers I would have flipped them over and put copies of your book on top of them. That'll show 'em.

I second the idea of studying at B&N locations and taking breaks to sell people your book. You could even offer autographs as part of your sale. Think about it.

Congratulations on your new

Congratulations on your new release from all of us at LawTunes! Your book joins our CDs and all the other non-disparaging legal humor efforts out there which, in addition to making people smile, help them to perceive lawyers as less stuffy and more approachable, which means they may be more amenable to calling on us when they truly need our help. Good luck on the bar exam.

Hey Rick Thanks for the

Hey Rick
Thanks for the book, I am looking forward to reading it. But I am must say ... I thought there might have been an autograph inside. Guess I will have to take my copy, head down south and find a bookstore where you like to study.

BTW, Henry, something tells me Rick might decide to go to B & N locations to talk people into buying the book and then, when that gets tiring, take breaks to study.



False Confidence at the Hookah Bar, Bar Exam Passage Rate Statistics

 

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On Friday night at 1AM, I ran into one of my classmates at Sigara, which is a hookah lounge in Wicker Park.  I’m pretty sure this guy was at the very top of our graduating class.  Here’s the story he recounted to me:

“My cousin took the bar last year.  He said he did barely any studying in June.  He constantly left the BarBri review lectures early, and got wasted every night.  A week before the exam, reality hit; he got serious and spent every single hour studying.  And guess what?  He passed.  He told me this: “If you just study for one hour every day, you’ll be fine.”

And now, a somewhat related statistic: Last year, of all the students in the upper-half of DePaul’s graduating class (of 220 or so), all but six passed the bar. 

So what the hell am I supposed to do with this anecdote and statistic?  Using them as an excuse to study less?  Probably not.  Any suggestions?

 





the million dollar question.

the million dollar question. i think 4 out of every 5 conversations i've heard in the past two months revolve around study techniques and rumors of only needing x hours a day after july x. while tempting, i just have to keep in mind that i need to do what i need to do...which apparently has meant about 4 or 5 hours outside of class each day. on a pseudo-related note, i went to sigara after turning in my finals with erin and kari...the tarot reader didn't mention anything about my bar results.

Yes, I ran into Kari there

Yes, I ran into Kari there too.

See...if the exam were graded on the curve, I'd say people are only spreading the rumors to lower our grades and thereby increase theirs....but it's not curved, so you gotta wonder if they're true...a little, at least...



My First Political Blog Entry: A Terrorist Attack Would OBVIOUSLY Help John McCain

 

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Figured I’d try a political blog entry out.  I did study Political Science in college after all—like half of my law school classmates.

Yesterday a McCain adviser told Fortune magazine that a terrorist attack would help McCain’s chances on winning the election…and EVERYBODY is freaking out about it.  Specifically he said, "a fresh terrorist attack 'certainly would be a big advantage to him.”

John McCain, in response said, “It’s just not true…If he said that, and I do not know the context, I strenuously disagree."

Okay, let’s start here, the advisor was obviously right.  Terrorism is a Republican issue, for better or worse—and what I mean by that is people who prioritize homeland security above all else vote Republican more often than they vote Democrat.  Common knowledge, right?  And if a terrorist attack were to happen in the US, it would bring the terrorism issue to the political foreground.  Commonsense, right?  ERGO, a terrorist attack would help McCain’s chances of getting elected.

John McCain obviously knows all this.  So why does he have to play dumb and pretend that he doesn’t?  (This is rhetorical; the answer is obvious: if he did, the media/Obama camp would have a “John McCain wants a terrorist attack” field day.)  I always thought he was one of the most honest politicians around, and this false naivety doesn’t suit him well. 

Of course, his advisor boarded the false naivety express earlier today: “I deeply regret the comments—they were inappropriate. I recognize that John McCain has devoted his entire adult life to protecting his country.”

And I’m sure if some reporter were to remind McCain that Presidential Elections are zero-sum games and that his quote implicitly suggested that an attack would help Obama, he’d keep the false naivety shtick going and say something like, “Terrorist attacks don’t help anybody—not me, not my opponent, and certainly not the people of America.” 

And don’t you think the John McCain of 2000 would have said, “Yes, an attack would help my campaign, but not, I don’t want one, and anybody who suggests otherwise, well, I’d like them to tell me that to my face”?

For more on this story, check out http://tpmelectioncentral.talkingpointsmemo.com, http://rawstory.com/http://www.thedestinlog.com/, or http://www.newsgroper.com,

So...more....less political blog entries???





Good Point. I agree that the

Good Point. I agree that the McCain of 2000 would have said something completly different than the McCain of 2008.

LawyerToe

More, as long as you are

More, as long as you are willing to live with the consequences of openly declaring your political beliefs. I post about politics on my blog from time to time, but since I'm only a moderate-liberal (c.f. 85% of all college and law students ever) it isn't such a huge "stand".

That being said, now that you're out of law school, gotta find something else to talk about right?

Hmmm...not sure about those

Hmmm...not sure about those consequences. But whenever I talk politics, I always censor myself a bit. Yeah, I shouldn't be blogging about politics...

Yes, a terrorist attack

Yes, a terrorist attack would clearly benefit McCain, and it was silly for him to react the way he did. He has military experience, unlike Obama, and is a bona fide American hero.

While I think McCain's likely harder stance on terrorism is something people should consider, I don't think that this is the reason that "terrorism is a Republican issue". Rather, it seems that conservatives are both:

A)likely to vote Republican because of their small government, take-back-the-south, NRA loving ways

and

B)unnecessarily afraid of terrorist attacks, just as they are afraid of anybody foreign, anybody that looks foreign, spicy food and contraceptives.

Hopefully, no terrorist attack will happen in the next year and the global increase in respect that America will receive by electing somebody that doesn't look like Mr. Rogers will help keep them to a minimum.
Unfortunately, terrorist organizations thrive on opposition and have been known to plan attacks in coordination with elections to scare people into voting for a polarizing figure.
We'll see what happens...

Yep, you should definitely

Yep, you should definitely do more political posts. First of all, politics is just life and it's always fun and interesting to hear other people's views. Secondly, you do need something else to talk about with law school done and over with.

Just be prepared for the occasional non-friendly who might drop by courtesy of Google. But do not be afraid ... blog on!

okay, counselor ryan, point

okay, counselor ryan, point taken, but terrorist IS a republican issue in that most people who hold terrorism as their #1 issue tend to vote Republican. thats all that means.

I like the blog, it was

I like the blog, it was interesting and I hadn't heard about it. I think it's non-controversial so it won't ruffle anyone's feathers. By the way, the "win your book contest" drum rolls are starting to give me a headache... who won?

Ah, yes, the winners. It

Ah, yes, the winners. It was a close competition. Really, a lot of the responses were great. It was not an easy choice. I picked Adam and MMC and, kinda, Dan. Dan was my #1 pick, but he had won the quick reply contest. And then there was a 2nd place tie between MMC and Adam. Then there were a few honorable mentions. Yeah, like I said, from reading the replies, it became clear that many RL.com readers are funnier than me.



Defamation Lawsuit

 

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A few months ago some people started a blog dedicated to nasty things about me.  At first, I was a bit flattered and a bit annoyed.  Then they started defaming me, so I got upset.  They started saying malicious, specific things about me that just weren’t true.  (Without getting into the really nasty stuff--really, I don't want it repeated--an example of an untrue thing they said was this: one semester they said I was at the bottom of my class, when, in reality, I had made the Dean's List.)


Then the blog went away one day.  Never quite sure why…but then I read something on a great law school discussion forum, Top-Law-Schools.com, that gave me a hint.  The post (which may or may not have been true) said that Anthony Ciolli, the guy who runs xoxohth.com (a law school discussion site that practically begs people to defame each other) has had a job offer with his law firm rescinded after a defamation suit.

 

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Hey Lax, I've spoken with

Hey Lax,

I've spoken with Ciolli before, he's not a bad guy, it's the bottom feeders that use his sites that are the problem. Ciolli was involved in a lawsuit with some Yale students over Auto Admit.com, which was his other site. If you read Above The Law, they've got pretty extensive coverage on it; and the motions from the case are actually pretty good summaries of CDA section 230 liability immunity.

On the other hand, I know the feeling, since I took a more public role with dealing with Wiki stuff, I've had a few big forums trying to trash me. Turns out though, one of them got hacked today and lost their whole database! Karma's a bitch!

I'm not sure if Ciolli was involved with the defamation stuff against you, but he's got enough website based things going on that I don't know whether that rumor you heard was true about a firm offer. He's a pretty popular target himself amongst bored law students.

Hi again, Counselor Dan. I

Hi again, Counselor Dan.

I didn't mean to suggest that Ciolli was involved in anything having to do with me. I doubt it; sounds like he has more important things on his plate. Whether the charges against him were valid or not, it seems like they might have scared some people in the law school blogging/discussion forum community--that's the point I was trying to make. But I'm glad you left this comment so this matter could be clarified.

Yeah, well, it's important

Yeah, well, it's important that law student bloggers not be intimidated by defamation. We're lawyers, or soon-to-be lawyers. We're going to be hated by many anyway. I sat through my dentist talking about how personal injury lawyers are the worst kind of scum today (my dad is a personal injury lawyer). While pondering how I I could stab her with her own dental picks, I reminded myself that as lawyers we can't flip out when people say stupid shit, but we also don't have to lie there and take it when its abusive.



Bar Exam

Whenever somebody contracts some awful disease or undergoes some awful family tragedy and gets interviewed by the local news about it, they always say the same thing: “You see this in the news all the time, but you never think it can happen to you. And then one day it does…”

I think failing the bar exam is the opposite. Everybody thinks it will happen to them, but it only really happens to a select few. I realized that early on, that the math says I’ll likely pass the bar exam, so I haven‘t been too worried about it. Well, yesterday I found out that one of my friends took the bar exam six months ago…and failed it.
 
Sure, she took it during the school year, so she probably didn’t have enough time to study. But still, she’s a smart girl and she failed. Took a prep class and everything. Now it’s starting to hit home. Some people really fail this thing.

Tomorrow I’m going to figure out how to get my hands on review books. And then, beginning Monday, I’m going to start studying. I’m going to try to study all day, every day. Oh, and I’m going to work all day, every day to promote Lawyer Boy.





Go get 'em, tiger. Gearing

Go get 'em, tiger.

Gearing up for my holiday weekend in Chicago, keep me abreast of any impending legal issues...

All day, every day, eh?

All day, every day, eh? What have you done to promote Lawyer Boy today?

uh...read your blog comment?

uh...read your blog comment?



They Actually Let Me Graduate

Graduation was rough. First of all, I was sick. Soar throat, runny nose, that sort of thing. Second of all, under my heavy robe, my hood, my cap, my wool suit, my dress shirt and tie, my undershirt, I was sweating like a pedophile. Third, I still had a paper due. In the middle of the semester, my prof said that I could turn it in whenever I wanted.

“You mean, I can turn it in after graduation?”

“Sure you can. I know you’re good for it.”

At the time it seemed like a blessing. During graduation, not so much. I know I would have easily got it done if he had set a due date. Can’t blame him, though. Only myself.







Words of Encouragement

It's done. Law school is done. Away from the bookstores and libraries, and off to the bars and clubs for me. Time to reconnect with old friends and maybe make some new ones…because law school is done.

Kinda. See, I just took my last test. (It went okay; I'm thinking B or B-). And I'm already starting to get my grades in. Got an A in Negotiations. It was originally a B, but I argued my way up to an A.

…kidding…that would have been cool, though…

So now I'm done…except for this one paper. It's a one-credit, un-graded paper, and it has no official due date, but it needs to be done and it needs to be good. (I really like the professor I'm writing it for and don't want to let him down).

The topic is there; the motivation isn't. Any words of encouragement?





Just do it. Nike.

Just do it.

Nike.

Thanks, Counselor

Thanks, Counselor Laurel.  A for effort, F for originality.

psh

psh

Go for it Kid! From the

Go for it Kid! From the excerpts I've read, you not only have the potential to become a good lawyer but also an exceptional writer. I love the stories in the excerpt about your dad and can't wait to read the rest of the book! I've done "battle" with your dad and his firm many times (and we are all still friends!)

Just in case you're still



Trying to Study

I’ve got my Wills, Trusts, and Estate final on Monday…and the studying isn’t going well. Rather, it is going well, but there’s not much of it. In the past week, I’ve had to make one 9-1-1 call, file one Missing Person Report, speak to two police officers (one at length), and two detectives.

Long story short: I got involved with somebody who had gotten involved with the wrong people.

And I’m supposed to focus on studying…how?





How on earth are you about

How on earth are you about to say all this and not say the important stuff! Details?!?!



Train to Michigan

 

 

 

I ran into my friend Tom on the train and asked/told him to write a blog entry for me. Here’s what he came up with:

“So I got on the train heading home from Chicago to Ann Arbor and bumped into my old friend Rick. Rick and I both go to professional schools – Rick, obviously, is in law school, and I’m a soon-to-be third year medical student. Different paths, to be sure, but I feel we’re both pursuing careers that suit our personalities.”

(Editor’s note: What does Tom mean by this? That he wants to help people and I want to fight with them, right? That’s how I read it, at least.)

“In any case, running into Rick on the train was fortunate, as I had assumed my trip would be a boring late-night return, and instead it turned out to be a grand adventure full of reminiscence, controversy, mystery, intrigue, and even a little hostility.”

(Editor’s note: You gotta love how Tom classifies what happened on the train but doesn’t actually describe any of it.)

-Tom O’Lynnger





What kind of guest blog is

What kind of guest blog is this?? All I see are editor's comments.

Tom, it seems you came to

Tom, it seems you came to the blog during a down period. It was kickin' just a month ago! Ricky just changed the website to promote his book, so I think most readers don't realize it's still a blog about law school.

Also, your story would benefit from specifics, which might inspire more comments. A "grand adventure full of reminiscence, controversy, mystery, intrigue, and even a little hostility” could describe anything from 'The Three Musketeers' to a weekend brunch at IHOP with my family.

 Down period?!?  What they

 Down period?!?  What they hey, Counselor Elliott?!  What they hey, indeed.

I'll give you some

I'll give you some specifics. While I was on my way home from work, I received a call from one Thomas O'Lynnger. He informed me that he was on his way home from Chicago via train. Not more than 20 minutes later, I received a phone call from one Rick Lax, who informed me that he was also on his way home. Knowing that Ricky can't stand long car rides and nearly always takes the train to Michigan, I asked him if he knew that he was on the same train as Tom, a mutual acquaintance.
With a thunderous laugh, Rick admitted that he did and that I had found them out. I asked what he was referring to and he began explaining that he and Tom had devised a complex plot wherein he would talk to me for the duration of their trip (approximately 1 hour) all the while dropping clues as to his whereabouts, eventually leading me to the conclusion that I had made within 5 seconds of our conversation.

The question I pose is this: while law school might aid one in developing critical thinking, does it lead one to a better position to judge the critical thinking abilities of others?

No offense, Counselor Lax. I

No offense, Counselor Lax. I simply meant to suggest that your blog is going through a TRANSITION period. Looks, it's already flooding with comments!

In my defense, Rick told me

In my defense, Rick told me that I'd be missing the point of the blog if I took more than 4 minutes to write it. Not being a seasoned blogger, I didn't think I'd be able to go into depth without analyzing my writing and reflecting on what I wrote, which would take considerably longer. Hence, the vague but quickly written blog. In addition, much of the story would be better told by Rick, and I believe some of it might make it into future books.

I want to go to the IHOP

I want to go to the IHOP with Elliott's family.

I think that RickLax's

I think that RickLax's mistake was not realizing the difference between four minutes of lawyer writing and four minutes of doctor writing.

Four minutes of lawyer writing is about a page and a half, single spaced, sized 8 font.

Four minutes of doctor writing is two handwritten sentences. Or maybe it's a dog chasing a telephone? Wait, is that an S or an R? Did you need ambisome or ambian?

I imagine the first draft of this blog-post looked like the picture in this article.
http://consumerist.com/consumer/health/is-your-doctors-bad-handwriting-d...

That's totally true.  I

That's totally true.  I forgot about that.  I feel like kinda  jerk now.



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