passing the bar
Bar Exam Results
JUST what you needed: another Jewish lawyer. I found out this morning that I passed the Illinois Bar exam (!), so if you’re planning on slipping and falling in a supermarket parking lot, make sure that parking lot is in the state of Illinois.
Tell you what. Instead of leaving me a boring comment like “Congratulations, Ricky!!” or something like that, go ahead and leave the comment you would have left if I had failed the bar.
Do try to stay away from clichés.
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thanks what you get for
thanks what you get for spending so much time blogging.
look on the bright side: now
look on the bright side: now that you failed the bar, you....uh...yeah, no bright side, this just sucks.
'Guess you'll have to hone
'Guess you'll have to hone your rugged charm and humorous good looks in hopes of securing a Sugar Mama.
Don't worry Rick. This just
Don't worry Rick.
This just means that the state of Illinois just wasn't meant for you.
It just means you are destined to get Michigan license and work at your father's firm.
Thanks, Counselors, for
Thanks, Counselors, for helping pull me through this difficult time.
Congratulations! Now move
Congratulations! Now move back home to Michigan where the only people who truly care about you live and represent me in my tree-branch car-smash case.
Don't worry about not
Don't worry about not passing! You are still a lawyer! Which means you can still tell all those gold diggers in Vegas and they will still be all over you. You're fine!
Man, I was really hoping
Man, I was really hoping things would go the other way. I mean all that time spent... man. And now look at the post-script to the book, it's ruined. I'm just really disappointed man. Not in you of course, just with the unexpected turn of events.